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[singing] "The bunny, the bunny, ohhh I ate the bunny."Or, uh, whatever these things are.Holographic rabbit ears? I bet those get a lousy reception.Do not look directly into the eye of Mara!Now, picture a cartoon mouse flattened by a piano.Or, just look at this:Eek! You know, I'm...

There's a wide range of acceptable Easter motifs these days. Lilies, eggs, baby chicks, crosses, bunny butts - there's just all kinds of stuff to choose from.So tell me, then: What exactly is this?An Easter...Pig?Or how about this?Pink Cat gives you wings! Literally.Hm. I'm starting...

Team, I've called this meeting because someone is doing in our nation's bakery bunnies. Here's the evidence we've gathered so far:A bevy of bunny butts buried in Baltimore......two truckloads of 'tocks terrified teens in Toledo,...and this hare-raising tail (at least, we think that's...

I'm not usually much of a girly girl, but something about today's Sweets make me yearn for petticoats and lollipops. So proceed with caution; there's potentially lethal sweetness ahead. ;)Let's start with some retro chic:(Sub'd by Pauline R., made by Sweety Darling)Hooray for kitschy...

It's time again to recognize those devoted evil Wrecky henchpersons who've sufficiently amused and/or impressed me this month.First we have the "Most Awesomely Geeky Baby Shower Cake" (EVER!!):You long-time henchpersons will recognize this as an homage to that amazing Darth Vader...

If there's one thing I've learned from Cake Wrecks over the past 22 months, it's that Epcot is a thing not to be trifled with.If there's another thing I've learned from Cake Wrecks, it's that you can't make a rounded cupcake cake (ptoieee!). As in, ever. The laws of physics preclude...

How to tell if the sushi served at the wedding is fresh:Yes, those are live fish in wineglasses.Naturally, I have a few questions.1) Live animals in a wedding cake? Really? What next: hamster rolly-balls?2) On a scale of 1-10, how bad is it that now I want to see a hamster in a rolly-ball...

It's time again for your favorite Wreckie game-show: "GUESS... THAT... CAKE!"[cue applause]Welcome to Guess That Cake, where your most delicious desserts are decorated and designed, deconstructed and defined. I'm your host, Kay Krex. Let's start the show![cue applause]Now folks,...

As part of our on-going research into what makes things funny (and because it was a slow Friday night), John and I recently decided to test the effects of alcohol on humor writing. To save both time and Arbor Mist, I was elected test subject. (Even the fumes get me tipsy. It's...