professional cakes - cakes wrecks

In honor of the impending movie, some curiously wonderful Wonderland Sweets:(By Cakes By Lynette)Love the heart sprinkles, and that pocket watch is perfect!(By Studio Cake)The cutest card soldier you'll ever see.More lovable characters:(Found here, but the baker isn't listed.)(That...

Parental Note: Today's Wreck may expand your child's vocabulary in some unsavory ways.When Steve S.'s coworker received a transfer to a different branch, the store decided to get the coworker a going-away cake. The inscription was your typical "You make our store better!" kind of...

Seriously - don't let any of these Wreckerators on your team.On the one hand, I know this is probably supposed to be a car.On the other hand... are you frickin' kidding me?You know that control panel on Darth Vader's chest plate - the thing with all the boxes and lights? Yeah, that....

Sometimes you readers ask, "Yes, but don't they TASTE good?"Honestly? No idea. And with this blog being about purely visual gags, I'm sure most of you - like me - don't really care what the wrecks taste like.However, a few of our readers have discovered that, sometimes, the true...

On the plus side, at least we know these bakeries are taking notes.Aw, nuts.Ok, so they have no idea what the notes mean, but they are taking them."Bring it in the a.m."Heh. And I thought *I* wasn't a morning person. Ah, the mind of a Wreckerator. "It's a good thing they're buying...

When ordering a cake at your local bakery, you may be given a big picture book to choose from. This could cause you some concern: will your cake look as nice as the one in the photo?Well, never fear, cake consumer! I'm here to help. Now, will your cake look exactly like the one...

Do you like cake,And do you like Dr. Seuss?Can you not bake,But only gawk like a goose? Then, I have a surprise! (One aimed to please) Just open your eyes, And take a gander at these!(By Karen's Specialty Cakes)(Baker Unknown)(By Stellar Cake Company)(By our amazingly talented...

In all fairness, who doesn't want to look like a hot Victoria's Secret babe on her bridal shower cake?Although with those silver eyes, white lips, and hair streaks, Lubna is looking more like a bridal banshee. Assuming that "bridal" = "bikini" of course. (Hey, it's happened before...)At...

Some days you've really got to wonder: just what are they doing in bakeries these days?And more importantly: if we ask, will they share?After all, anyone who makes something like this:(Blueberry iced cupcakes topped with wrapped cinnamon gum? Score!)...is clearly beyond the party-pooping...

I think the following cakes are really special. Like seeing a beautiful newborn for the first time, these baby shower cakes leave me… well, speechless.What a coincidence! E.T. was on my TV today, too!Ethan... phone home...(and tell your parents Jersey Shore called. They want their...